Irritation Extreme (written to aid catharsis)
Allergy, says the dictionary; body’s abnormal reaction,
towards a person or activity, a strong aversion.
Hypersensitivity to the allergen’s reintroduction,
loss of sanity, logical thought, is the manifestation.
‘Pontifying’ pomposity, with flourish of words, uttered,
nerves grated, even as sheer irritation fluttered.
Irrespective of sanity, diabolical thoughts occurred.
Priding myself of logic, in the least mattered.
A witch with a broomstick, a cat and a wand, I wish I was.
In a spell to have turned him into a slimy toad, because.
He could have hopped, croaked, and not mattered, without a pause.
It would have been all for a good and worthy cause.
Mike in hand, loudly orating, he stood, podium atop;
'I am the mighty hoky-poky- tipy-topy-top-top
those who disobey me their heads go chop chop.'
Disdainfully ignored friends who begged him stop.
Witch, her cat and wand, on her broomstick swooping
black wand circling, fairy-dust twinkling, spell intoning,
'Heegees beegees, schmuking, humpling bumpling
to spirits of the kingdom nether, calling,
turn this odious frog into a toad croaking.'
Magic spell cast, he to the floor soon did drop,
Eyes beady, green and slimy to the nearest pond did he hop.
A kiss of true love would not change him from a frog to a prince.
The spell to break, a thousand pardons he has to beg, for his sins…


